My horoscope today (I'm an Aries):
If something has been in your way, today another layer of resistance drops away. You are gold medal material. You are the illuminated magic of stars and nothing can get in your way. Nothing, that is, except your sense of overinflated self-importance. As good as you may feel, remember not to burn all your fuel today or you won't have enough energy left for tomorrow.
I am gold medal material? I am the illuminated magic of stars?
It's encouraging and all, but I don't see any layers of resistance dropping anywhere. What a crock...