I love them. Shamelessly and unconditionally. Truly, madly, deeply.
All right, you get the idea.
My favorite New Kid of all time - little Joey Joe McIntyre. I used to kiss my poster of him every night before bed. He was sooooooo dreeeeaaaamy. Being nine was awesome. I was in love with a New Kid.
Then Joey had a "comeback" of sorts, circa Fall of 1999. I was all over that sh*t, let me tell you. As a member of the FAN CLUB, I bought my concert ticket for his comeback tour before anyone else could. And then, at Grad Night (I graduated from HS that year), I bought two more tickets off some poor kid named Bryce who wasn't setting foot at a Joey McIntyre concert. I think I paid him $20. Fair trade, I thought.
Anyway, the love of my life, little Joey Joe, is expecting a child with his (lovely, I'm sure) wife. I guess I can put that dream aside now. I will clearly NOT be carrying the love child of Joey McIntyre.